My elbow is a symptom of my internet use

It is a sign of the times that I have developed a callous on my elbow from leaning on the desk as I use my computer. I couldn't work out where the scaly dry patch had come from and I slathered on moisturiser and a bandaid, and then I was checking my email and realized I was leaning on the elbow in question!!! I shall have to make an effort not to anymore or I shall end up with a deformed elbow!!!! Nothing much exciting today - somehow I managed to lose one of the TV stations on the VCR. I don't know where it went, it was there last night and this morning, late, it was gone. i THOUGHT IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN OFF THE AIR, BUT IT WAS ON DIGITAL TV AND ON THE ACTUAL TV. i HAD TO RETUNE THE vcr AND NOW ALL THE STATIONS ARE IN A DIFFERENT POSITION. i WILL HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH IT AND BE EXTRA CAREFUL WHEN Oh bah humbug I have been typing with the caps lock on again , I am prone to this and too lazy to bother to type it all again. I will have to be extra careful when I am setting the timer to tape. I was worried at first as I think Jason Carter: Marcus from Babylon 5 will be on She Spies today. 5 or 6 B5 people are on the show which is surprisingly good. Karen thinks the character of Marcus is cryogenically frozen and alive, while I assert he is dead, dead, dead. I am right but I indulge her misguided fantasy. And I am safe saying it here unless she reads it!!!
Right, no time for a recipe today as I am about to use up this lot of 5 hours internet access, I have unlimited hours but I will have to dial up again and I think I will just go to bed for a nap instead. I promise a recipe of huge chocolate proportions tomorrow. I craved some chocolate today and ate some and then felt sick for hours : that will teach me!!!